Intro (You can also play this riff throughout) E|------------------------------|| B|------------------------------|| G|------------------------------|| D|-----------5-3333-2-0---------|| A|------------------------------|| x5 and then Bb C E|------3-----------------------|| G Ladies you're damn right You can't read a man's mind We're living in two tribes Bb C And heading for war G Nobody's perfect We all gotta work it But fellas, we're worth it Bb C So don't break the law G Your call's late, big mistake You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Bb C Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you G We're gift-wrapped kitty cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo Bb C Out into the blue Bb Come take my hand C Understand that you can Bb C You're my man and I need you tonight Bb Come make my dreams C Honey hard as it seems Bb C Loving me is as easy as pie, I G I'm just a love machine Feeding my fantasy Bb C Give me a kiss or three And I'm fine G I need a squeeze a day Instead of this negligee Bb C What will the neighbours say This time G I've been going crazy while you sleep Searching for a language Bb C That the two of us can speak so G Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel And I'll breathe underwater ' Bb C 'Cos I like the way it feels G Your call's late, big mistake You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Bb C Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you G We're gift-wrapped kitty cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo Bb C Out into the blue Bb Come take my hand C Understand that you can Bb C You're my man and I need you tonight Bb Come make my dreams C Honey hard as it seems Bb C Loving me is as easy as pie, I G I'm just a love machine Feeding my fantasy Bb C Give me a kiss or three And I'm fine G I need a squeeze a day Instead of this negligee Bb C What will the neighbours say This time G Oh, it's very new Bb C Can anybody tell me what to do? G Oh, this feeling's very strange Bb C Can anybody tell me what's you're game? G (Oh) A little education (Oh) To give you motivation Bb C (Oh) We'll turn the situation... round G (Oh) 'Cos I don't wanna change ya (Oh) Making you a stranger Bb C (Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya... for now G (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (0h) To give you motivation Bb C (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (Ooh, ooh) G (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (0h) To give you motivation Bb C (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (Oh, oh, oh)